everybody wants to be from brooklyn.
everybody wants to be a hipster with
bed bugs and barely there pants with
lopsided hats and too large boots.
everybody wants to take the L or
the M, or the J,G, or the Z.
brooklyn is for cool people, for artists,
and for liberal freedom fighters.
brooklyn is the underground for
undiscovered people.
it’s not for your suits and ties or your
prep-queen bimbo, your competitive
athlete, or even the good looking.
brooklyn is for the high school nerds
turned funky intellects and for the
people who thought they’d never make it.
it’s for all those who were bullied,
who got their lunch money stolen, and
for all those who lost their true love to
zach morris.
welcome to brooklyn;
once you’re here, you’ll never want to leave.
